tonight’s picks

What to watch on Thursday, September 1… Whoops, it’s September! Father Time is a real jerk. Let’s not dwell on it though, ’cause we got a 3D-Dub (three day weekend!) coming up, plus a boatload of newer, better TV shows start soon. Until then, we’ve got these: 9pm, CBS Big Brother Um, have you been following…

What to watch on Tuesday, August 9. Man, the week is racing by already! It’s like a rocket ship with Speedy Gonzales mud flaps! Old men are running out into their front yards yelling, “SLOW DOWN, WEEK!” But I don’t agree with them—you go just as fast as you want, week. Keep the TV shows coming. MIDSEASON FINALE, 9pm, USA White…

What to watch on Monday, August 8… Well, that weekend lasted about ten minutes. Did the planet just spin faster or something? I’m not a scientist, I’m just saying that time flew, you know?

What to watch on Thursday, August 4. Grab a pile of chips and a handful of salsa, because you’ll be skipping dinner thanks to all the amazing TV items on display tonight! Hurry, the living room beckons… 10pm, ABC Rookie Blue When a lady gets beat up real bad on Andy’s watch, Andy gets all bummed about her own job performance. Then when Luke and Jo try to solve a case, they basically just put Andy in danger.

What to watch on Wednesday, August 3. It’s day #3 in this arduous trek we call a working week. Tonight it’s definitely time to stop and take a cool, refreshing sip from our TV canteens. You know? 8pm, Fox So You Think You Can Dance The season’s nearly over, you guys! Only two more…

What to watch on Tuesday, August 2. Money stalks. Did you know that if you and your family encircle the television while holding hands, it will glow brighter AND get better reception? TRY IT

What to watch on Monday, August 1. How’s that novel coming? Oops, you DIDN’T spend all weekend on it like you’d planned? It’s okay, I guess

What to watch on Monday, August 1. How’s that novel coming? Oops, you DIDN’T spend all weekend on it like you’d planned? It’s okay, I guess

Rescue Me, Royal Pains, and I Shouldn’t Be Alive

by TV Show Warehouse on July 28, 2011

What to watch on Wednesday, July 27. It’s a good thing grizzly bears don’t watch television, because we’d all be kicked out of our houses by now. Hey, check out tonight’s highlights: 10pm, FX Rescue Me Lou gets a “you’re too fat” intervention from the fellas, Tommy struggles with his 9/11 ghosts after agreeing to an interview in a TV documentary, and Colleen tries to follow Mike’s advice with regard to Teddy. Will there also be heartfelt shouting and manly, back-slapping hugs? Possibly, not tellin’.

Project Runway, Rookie Blue, and SYTYCD

by TV Show Warehouse on July 28, 2011

What to watch on Thursday, July 28. Friday’s only a day away, but I think we can safely call this week a victory. Sure, you’ve got a broken arm and your children have legally divorced you, but still. Gotta stay positive, you know?