the week in review

Behold! We now present Swell-o-vision vs. Hell-o-vision 2.0, to be known henceforth as FTW vs. WTF! Extra special thanks to TV.com reader gsager1 , who won our contest to re-name this weekly feature with his internet-friendly and perfectly palindromic entry. “That’s great news!” he said we contacted him to inform him of his victory. “Does this make me internet-famous?” Not only that, but you now own a fake minority stake in TV.com! Go out and light some candy cigars with some candy $100 bills, because you’re fake rich! We’re very excited about the new name and…

Behold! We now present Swell-o-vision vs. Hell-o-vision 2.0, to be known henceforth as FTW vs. WTF! Extra special thanks to TV.com reader gsager1 , who won our contest to re-name this weekly feature with his internet-friendly and perfectly palindromic entry. “That’s great news!” he said we contacted him to inform him of his victory. “Does this make me internet-famous?” Not only that, but you now own a fake minority stake in TV.com! Go out and light some candy cigars with some candy $100 bills, because you’re fake rich! We’re very excited about the new name and…

Well, internet, this is it: the very last installment of Swell-o-Vision vs. Hell-o-Vision. Kind of. We’ll still be publishing this “week in review” feature every seven days, but starting next week, it’ll don a different name ! Dun dun dunnn… the new title finalists are currently being discussed in a secret underground bunker, but when you check back next week, ALL WILL BE REVEALED! Rest in peace, swelly-helly, you sure looked good up there while you lasted.

If television could be traded as a currency, we’d be makin’ it RAIN right now. Here are the best and worst moments our laptops and TV sets subjected us to over the past seven days: SWELL Cartier’s Batsh*t Crazy Three-Minute Diamond Commercial It involves a biplane, a diamond leopard, a giant elephant, a dragon rising up from a snowy mountain, and an affair between a woman and a leopard. It’s way too awesome for any sober person to have imagined and pitched, not to mention produced. >

If television could be traded as a currency, we’d be makin’ it RAIN right now. Here are the best and worst moments our laptops and TV sets subjected us to over the past seven days: SWELL Cartier’s Batsh*t Crazy Three-Minute Diamond Commercial It involves a biplane, a diamond leopard, a giant elephant, a dragon rising up from a snowy mountain, and an affair between a woman and a leopard. It’s way too awesome for any sober person to have imagined and pitched, not to mention produced. >

The Oscars celebrated the best of film on Sunday, but we’ve gone one step further to celebrate the best and the worst of television this week. Behold: SWELL The Downton Abbey rap The finest rhymes about fancy English people you’ll hear all day. Probably. Jermaine Jones and Ryan Seacrest standing next to each other on the Idol …

Swell: The candy mountain we built after Halloween! Hell: The candy hangover we’ve been dealing with since we turned that mountain into a molehill. There’s only one thing that will cure these blues… MORE CANDY! And our top choices for what we thought was great and low-rate this week! Swell: … Stephen Colbert ‘s chat with two Occupy Wall Street protesters Even though we eat instant mac n’ cheese five times a week while banking fat cats spit on us, we now don’t know which side to support. (Watch Part 2 >

So much swell and so much hell this week! Where to begin? How about right here? Swell: … Sheila’s missing dolls T-shirt on Suburgatory When Tessa’s kooky neighbor ( Ana Gasteyer ) had her freaky doll collection stolen, it set the table for a silly sight gag that worked well in Suburgatory ‘s heightened reality. AND she made her daughter wear one of the shirts to school.

We’ve done our duty and watched a ton of TV this week. So much to say! So here’s us saying it! Swell: … Parks and Rec ‘s shout-out to Game of Thrones Ben is right, you know! >